Hans Gruber Christmas - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:S Nobody's buying the fishing alibi

Nobody's buying the fishing alibi

Bold royal blue uppercase sans-serif text reads "ASSISTANT" above "FIREWORKS" and "DIRECTOR" stacked in the same style

bringing competitive baseball to Delaware during the sport's raw

Killian's propaganda department deserved a raise for turning one helicopter pilot into America's favorite boogeyman

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Hans Gruber Christmas - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:S Nobody's buying the fishing alibiGruber's slow motion swan dive off Nakatomi Plaza is the only tree topping moment the season needs. Bespoke suit, stolen bearer bonds, and a thirty story exit strategy make for peak yuletide energy. Inspired by Die Hard. The Details: Arched white uppercase text reads "IT'S NOT XMAS" above a high contrast portrait of Hans Gruber holding a pistol, rendered in black, gray, and muted skin tones. Strands of multicolored Christmas lights with red, green,