Ho Ho Hold My Beer - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:M Arched distressed cream block text

Arched distressed cream block text reads "FAYETTEVILLE" above a smaller line reading "ARKANSAS

Shady beach puns operate as the linguistic equivalent of a speakeasy

playing a soprano saxophone in an ornate jacket

and an unblinking stare that makes the snowman uncomfortable

Swapping two letters to disprove your own sobriety claim takes a level of self-incrimination most lawyers would advise against

Ho Ho Hold My Beer - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:M Arched distressed cream block textSanta hoisting a beer with mall Santa energy means he's about to attempt something on a frozen rooftop that ends up on the local news. Eight reindeer know "hold my beer" is the last thing they hear before the workers' comp claim. The Details: Golden yellow old English text arches reading "Ho Ho Hold" above a retro hand drawn Santa Claus in a red suit with green gloves, raising a pint glass of beer with one hand on his hip. Matching golden yellow text