Don't Be a Cocksucker - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:XL Earning Employee of the Month

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a golden-yellow hand makes Shooter McGavin's signature finger-gun gesture

Don't Be a Cocksucker - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:XL Earning Employee of the MonthRebus puzzles peaked in second grade and apparently never left some people's wardrobes. A rooster standing next to a lollipop is doing the exact same work as a guy at a barbecue elbowing you seventeen times to make sure you got the joke. The Details: Distressed white block text reads "DON'T BE A" in a sans serif font. Below, a white rooster with a red comb and yellow feet stands beside a red and yellow swirl lollipop on a white stick, both rendered in