I Would Have Chosen Duckie - Unisex Sweatshirt rr_track_hamilton A blue illustration depicts a

A blue illustration depicts a baseball player in a dynamic fielding pose

Block white text below reads "BASEBALL CLUB" with "ESTD" and "1899" on either side

Rounded groovy white bubble text reads "TAKE A PITCHER" across the top

Distressed white text reads "HECHO EN" and "SANTO POCO" on either side of the illustration

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I Would Have Chosen Duckie - Unisex Sweatshirt rr_track_hamilton A blue illustration depicts aChoosing Duckie is basically admitting the test audiences were cowards and Blane's spine had the structural integrity of a wet prom corsage. That lip sync to "Try a Little Tenderness" deserved a better ending than a consolation dance. Inspired by Pretty in Pink. The Details: Distressed rounded pink lettering reads "I WOULD HAVE CHOSEN" above bold pink Western style serif text reading "DUCKIE." A high contrast portrait of Duckie Dale in pink, white,