Save the Neck for Me Clark - Women's T-Shirt Color:Irish Green Large weathered golden-mustard serif text

Large weathered golden-mustard serif text reads "CHERRY BAIL BONDS" below the cherries

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Save the Neck for Me Clark - Women's T-Shirt Color:Irish Green Large weathered golden-mustard serif textCalling dibs on the turkey neck at a holiday dinner is the kind of bold culinary move that only a man in an RV parked in the driveway would make. Everyone else fights over dark meat like amateurs. The Details: Cream colored text arches across the top, reading "SAVE THE NECK FOR ME CLARK." Centered below the text is a roasted brown turkey with orange and yellow highlights. The turkey rests on a platter surrounded by green sprigs and small red berries.