Thicc Like Ol' Saint Nick - Unisex T-Shirt Size:L rendered with distressed line work

rendered with distressed line work

Listing mahogany and leather-bound books as credentials is the mating call of a man whose confidence vastly outpaces his self-awareness

Curved blue script reads "PAUL BUNYAN'S" above bold blue block text reading "CUPBOARD

Resolutions are just elaborate lies people tell themselves before returning to their habits

features a raccoon skin hat

Thicc Like Ol' Saint Nick - Unisex T-Shirt Size:L rendered with distressed line workSanta eats billions of cookies annually with zero accountability and somehow remains the most trusted man in the world. Body positivity apparently just requires a red suit and a sleigh. The Details: A vintage cartoon portrait of a winking Santa Claus appears in red, green, and white with rosy cheeks, a bushy white beard, and a fur trimmed red hat. Bold white block text below reads "THICC LIKE OL' ST. NICK." Fit & Fabric: Deluxe (Solid Colors): 100%