If You Ain't First You're Last - Unisex T-Shirt Color:Dark Grey Heather arranged in a staggered group

arranged in a staggered group portrait mimicking a classic band photo layout

grinning mid-stride with white-gloved hands and a large scoop topped with a red cherry

Distressed white cursive script reads "Nailed" above bold italic serif text reading "It

" across the upper portion

Large distressed white cursive script reads "Yes

If You Ain't First You're Last - Unisex T-Shirt Color:Dark Grey Heather arranged in a staggered groupGeorge Washington got to be first at everything because his only competition was a bunch of guys in wigs arguing about tea. Ricky Bobby would have lapped the entire Continental Congress and still found time to thank baby Jesus. The Details: Arched distressed white text reads "IF YOU AIN'T FIRST," above a digital illustration of George Washington in a blue coat with red trim, white cravat, and white powdered wig, flanked by red, white, and blue stars.