Instant Human Just Add Coffee - Unisex Sweatshirt long beach Green serif text reading "ESTD"

Green serif text reading "ESTD" and "1985" flanks a gray circular saw blade icon at the bottom

Inspired by Happy Gilmore

Some places outlast trends because they mean something to the people who grew up inside them

Some landmarks outlast the eras that built them

Zero profanity on a technicality is the highest form of resignation

Instant Human Just Add Coffee - Unisex Sweatshirt long beach Green serif text reading "ESTD"Caffeine dependency rebranded as a simple recipe instruction is the most honest self assessment anyone has ever put on their chest. Calling it "just add" implies the rest of the ingredients were already there, which is generous. The Details: White minimalist coffee cup on a saucer with two wavy steam lines sits centered at the top. Distressed white heavy sans serif uppercase text reads "INSTANT HUMAN" below. Smaller white mixed case text reads "Just