I Like em Real Thick and Sprucey - Unisex T-Shirt 90s Outlined distressed white block letters

Outlined distressed white block letters read "MILE HIGH" across the top

A hand-drawn illustration of a ribbed glass beer pitcher filled with golden-yellow beer and a foamy white head sits below

A black and white cartoon mascot depicting a masked

bringing Class D minor league baseball to a southwest Missouri mining town

a suitcase

I Like em Real Thick and Sprucey - Unisex T-Shirt 90s Outlined distressed white block lettersSpruce trees out here getting objectified for their thick branches and nobody's even pretending to be subtle about it. Baby got bark, and apparently the only requirement is ornaments and a complete lack of shame. The Details: Distressed white block text reads "I LIKE 'EM REAL" above a painterly Christmas tree illustration topped with a golden star. Green branches are decorated with red and gold ornaments and white tinsel drips. Large rounded white