Takashi Tricycle Chug Race - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:3XL 1987 on discount furniture merch

1987 on discount furniture merch is a loyalty oath only the right people decode

and the Tri-Lambs wore that chaos like a letterman jacket

Parallel parking instruction is just jaw clenching and rubbin'

Everyone who reads your chest becomes a willing participant in the lowest stakes IQ test ever administered

Somewhere a marketing team is studying that mustache for clues

Takashi Tricycle Chug Race - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:3XL 1987 on discount furniture merchTakashi's only qualifications are a tiny red tricycle and a blood alcohol level that defies medical science. Laurel wreaths never looked so earned at a carnival no university would sanction today. Inspired by Revenge of the Nerds. The Details: Arched golden yellow text reads "TRICYCLE CHUG RACE" around a digital illustration of Takashi in a golden yellow jacket and helmet riding a red tricycle, flanked by laurel wreath branches, with cursive script