Turd Ferguson 2028 - Unisex Hoodie pen argyl Arched distressed white block serif

Arched distressed white block serif text reads "MERICA" in a collegiate varsity style

Some lanes outlast their era because they never stopped belonging to the neighborhood

Haunting a house sounds exhausting when you could just hold a bottle of whiskey and call it a personality

checking it twice" routine sounds a lot less wholesome when you realize he's ranking by attractiveness

Brennan's hand rests on Dale's shoulder

Turd Ferguson 2028 - Unisex Hoodie pen argyl Arched distressed white block serifTurd Ferguson is throwing his oversized hat into the ring, and honestly, why not. Its a funny name. Hes got no platform, no experience, and absolutely no idea whats going on, but hes got that giant cowboy hat and the confidence of a man who answered every Jeopardy question with zero shame. This shirt is a tribute to Norm Macdonalds legendary chaos and the greatest fake candidate to ever buzz in late and laugh at his own name. Printed on our warm &