Keep Earth Clean It Isn't Uranus - Women's T-Shirt Size:M Bowling lanes like this one

Bowling lanes like this one were where Chicago's working families gathered after long shifts

bubbly golden-orange retro text in a 1970s groovy typeface reads "TATERS OVER" below the illustration

Distressed light blue angular serif text reads "WATERBURY" across the top

A second golden ribbon reads "HOUSE OF POPCORN" above a small white portrait flanked by "SINCE" and "1985

and it stopped being caffeine around 2016

Keep Earth Clean It Isn't Uranus - Women's T-Shirt Size:M Bowling lanes like this oneAstronomy teachers have spent decades pretending Uranus is just a planet, and nobody's buying it anymore. Wrapping a butt joke in earnest Earth Day packaging is the only form of environmentalism with a 100% engagement rate. The Details: Light blue distressed text reading "KEEP EARTH CLEAN" arcs above a cartoon illustration of Earth with blue oceans, green continents, and white clouds, encircled by a dashed orbit line with green leaf sprigs on each