Richard Valenzuela and His Flying Guitar - Unisex T-Shirt Color:Maroon and dark pants

and dark pants

Stylized light blue italic text reads "1996" beneath the arch

it became the kind of place where a burger and a shake meant everything was going to be alright

Claiming botanical ignorance right before delivering a flawless character assassination is the oldest move in the passive-aggressive playbook

White distressed text below reads "WITCHES" above orange "BASEBALL

Richard Valenzuela and His Flying Guitar - Unisex T-Shirt Color:Maroon and dark pantsRitchie hadn't earned his stage name yet, just a kid billing himself by his birth certificate and a guitar with wings. American Legion halls weren't ready for that. Inspired by La Bamba. The Details: Bold red block text reads "RICHARD VALENZUELA" above white script reading "and his." A blue electric guitar flanked by golden yellow wings with red striping sits between blue text reading "FLYING" and "GUITAR!" Below, yellow text reads "SATURDAY JAN 18,