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Purple and green octopus sunglasses for landlocked deep-sea explorers who know the proper plural form of octopus: octopuses

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Teal Bolt Gs w/ green gradient lenses stay put & look sharp while attempting epic feats of athleticism

From Zero to Blitzed standard Purple and green octopus sunglassesWe stuck our fan favourite Whiskey Shots With Satan into a time machine and sent them into the future. We got Zero to Blitzed, these futuristic black sunglasses. They're perfect for everyone, even the AI robots who are currently on their way here from 2069 to takeover our feeble existence. Made for Medium Noggins Just right midsize sunnies. View Our Sizing Recommendations Smaller Frames Medium Frames Bigger Frames Mirrored Reflective Lenses Mirrored