I Teach My Kid to Hit & Steal - Unisex Sweatshirt downey Wide white and blue serif

Wide white and blue serif text reads "ALL★AMERICAN BURGER" with red and blue horizontal stripes

THAT'S TWO DOLLARS

A ninja in all black wields a katana in a lunging pose

Large white numeral "1" rendered with multiple concentric outline strokes in a retro varsity style dominates the upper portion

Propaganda posters telling you to skip the joint and hit the gym only work if the guy doesn't look like he replaced his personality with a protein shake

I Teach My Kid to Hit & Steal - Unisex Sweatshirt downey Wide white and blue serifBaseball parents proudly announcing they teach their kids to hit and steal is the only confession that gets applause instead of a visit from child services. Context is doing a lot of heavy lifting on that one. Part of our Defunct Baseball collection, inspired by the vintage Minor League teams of yesteryear. The Details: Arched distressed white serif text reads "I TEACH MY KID" above a weathered white silhouette of a baseball batter mid swing flanked