Thou May Ingest a Satchel of Richards v2 - Unisex T-Shirt Size:XL towns across the Great Plains

towns across the Great Plains poured pride into local ball teams that gave communities something to rally around

" above a digital illustration of George Washington in a blue coat with red trim

A distressed white semi-truck cab rendered at a heroic angle sits below with a pink flying pig above it

with diagonal blue-and-white rain lines and salt spilling behind her

Arched distressed tan serif text reads "OUTREMONT" above a large tan maple leaf emblem flanked by "OUTREMONT QUEBEC

Thou May Ingest a Satchel of Richards v2 - Unisex T-Shirt Size:XL towns across the Great PlainsTranslating "eat a bag of dicks" into medieval English and slapping it on a tapestry style knight is the most effort anyone has ever put into plausible deniability. Half the people reading this shirt are doing Latin root analysis at a barbecue. The Details: A medieval manuscript style illustration shows an armored knight riding a horse draped in a red and gold caparison, walking across a grassy ground in muted earth tones. Golden blackletter text