Professional Crop Duster - Unisex Sweatshirt outdoors with small seagulls in the

with small seagulls in the background

with a grinning anthropomorphic moon face and radiating rays in the upper left

Gray posterized illustration of Station depicts the merged alien figure with arms raised overhead

" White cursive script along the bottom reads "We Sell Spatulas

Closing deals for Mitch and Murray means selling worthless dirt to retirees while a whiteboard decides if you eat this month

Professional Crop Duster - Unisex Sweatshirt outdoors with small seagulls in theCalling yourself a professional crop duster means you've moved past shame and into mastery, silently deploying chemical warfare through crowded rooms with single engine calm. The vintage airplane illustration is just plausible deniability. The Details: Bold white block text reads "PROFESSIONAL" above a high contrast woodcut style illustration of a single engine crop duster airplane low over a field of crops, with clouds filling the background sky.