I Need A New Conspiracy Theory All Of Mine Came True Tee sarcastic women quote who has time for a

who has time for a boring wardrobe when motherhood is 99% improv (and 100% eye rolls)

whether you’re wrangling carpool chaos or escaping for a well-deserved coffee

The Desert Dreamer Tee’s perfect for birthday gifting

popping it over leggings for that last-minute grocery run

or just shutting down nosy questions at family gatherings

I Need A New Conspiracy Theory All Of Mine Came True Tee sarcastic women quote who has time for aThis sassy tee is perfect for everyday wear. Dress it up or down with your favorite jeans & cardigan or make a statement as you run off to the grocery store. It feels soft and lightweight, with the right amount of stretch. It's comfortable and flattering! Peachy Sunday exclusive 100% soft ring spun cotton (fabric content may vary for different colors) only gets softer with every wash! True to size Ethically made DTG printed with love Size guide LENGTH