Vernon's Gym - Unisex Tank Top science " Golden-yellow text reads "Las

" Golden-yellow text reads "Las Vegas

A digital illustration of President Gerald Ford wearing a sombrero

" Cream text reads "10/26/85 • 1:20AM" above two small orange flame trails at the base

Lowercase white retro rounded serif text reads "it's not a" above "dad bod it's a" in the same groovy 1970s-inspired style

Straight Outta Scranton tribute design mashed up with old school hip hop vibes

Vernon's Gym - Unisex Tank Top science " Golden-yellow text reads "LasVernon opening a gym called "Train to Crack Skulls" is peak bluster from a man whose toughest moment was cornering Bender in a closet with no witnesses. Shermer's saddest strip mall finally has an anchor tenant. Inspired by The Breakfast Club. The Details: Arched distressed white text reads "VERNON'S GYM" above a cartoon portrait of Vernon in a yellow tank top curling a dumbbell, flanked by "SHERMER" and "ILLINOIS" in white and two yellow stars.