The Pork Chop Express - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:L Wide white and blue serif

Wide white and blue serif text reads "ALL★AMERICAN BURGER" with red and blue horizontal stripes

Florida hangs off the bottom of America like the part of a haircut that refuses to acknowledge the decade changed

Wearing a dead war's battle flag to brunch is peak lovable meathead energy

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Misanthropy written in wedding invitation script next to a cartoon dog face is the most passive aggressive thing since "per my last email

The Pork Chop Express - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:L Wide white and blue serifJack Burton Trucking Co. promises reliable freight from a guy who spent half his last job unconscious in a sewer while Wang Chi handled everything. Delivery terms are flexible and the invoice just says "it's all in the reflexes." Inspired by Big Trouble in Little China. The Details: Red comic book starburst frames bold black hand drawn text reading "THE PORK CHOP EXPRESS" with decorative retro asterisks flanking the letters. A distressed white semi