I'm Not Drunk I'm Patriotic - Unisex Hoodie Size:L Gray block text reads "BASEBALL

Gray block text reads "BASEBALL CLUB" above decorative stars and "SOUTHERN LEAGUE

giving agricultural towns a team to rally behind long before television changed everything

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A bold letter "F" sits centered on the bomb's body in a negative-space block font

A white illustrated bald eagle with spread wings clutches a golden yellow beer mug with white foam

I'm Not Drunk I'm Patriotic - Unisex Hoodie Size:L Gray block text reads "BASEBALLCracking a beer surrounded by stars like it's a government seal makes day drinking look like a branch of the military. Nobody's ever lost an argument that starts with "I'm not drunk, I'm patriotic" on the Fourth of July. The Details: Arched distressed white block text reads "I'M NOT DRUNK" above a white illustration of a hand cracking open a beer can, surrounded by scattered white stars in varying sizes forming a circular arrangement. Curved