Drinkin' for Lincoln - Unisex Tank Top new Inspired by The Karate Kid

Inspired by The Karate Kid and Beavis and Butt-Head

Listing mahogany and leather-bound books as credentials is the mating call of a man whose confidence vastly outpaces his self-awareness

Finishing a 96-ounce steak is less a meal and more a hostage negotiation between Chet and his own digestive system

Asking where the hose is at hits different when you're pointing like a 1950s propaganda poster at last call

Smaller pale blue text at the bottom reads "YOU'VE ALWAYS BEEN HERE" in a spaced sans-serif font

Drinkin' for Lincoln - Unisex Tank Top new Inspired by The Karate KidHonest Abe freed the enslaved, preserved the Union, and never once complained about the open bar. The least you can do is have one in his honor. The Details: Large bold white block lettering reads "DRINKIN' FOR" across the top, with a warmly toned peach vintage engraved portrait of Abraham Lincoln (distinctive beard, heavy brow, solemn expression) standing in for his name at the lower right. Two tone white and peach illustration on a deep navy ground.