Rule #1 Don't Fall Off The Boat - Unisex Hoodie Size:2XL Baseball wasn't just entertainment down

Baseball wasn't just entertainment down there

followed by red text reading "100% GUARANTEED BREAKFAST

Champion Lanes stood along Garden Grove Boulevard as the kind of neighborhood alley where regulars knew each other by name

A retro illustration of a couple roller skating together sits atop a black vinyl record at center

Dimensional layered shadows shift from golden-yellow behind the top word

Rule #1 Don't Fall Off The Boat - Unisex Hoodie Size:2XL Baseball wasn't just entertainment downBoating safety rules exist exclusively because someone already did the exact thing the sign prohibits. That stick figure mid launch off the stern is just a self portrait for anyone who learned what lake water tastes like at speed. The Details: Orange circle and a blue stick figure falling off a speeding blue motorboat sit above blue water splash lines in a distressed print style. Bold distressed orange block text reads "RULE #1." Blue block text below