Camp Crystal Lake - Unisex T-Shirt Size:M Arizona" above a cartoon cowboy

Arizona" above a cartoon cowboy in a yellow hat swinging a bat with a lasso trailing behind

holding out a white pizza box with one hand

A vintage engraving-style blue bald eagle with spread wings clutches an oversized red and blue star-decorated beer can

Snowman's logistics operation has zero insurance

Where's the Tylenol

Camp Crystal Lake - Unisex T-Shirt Size:M Arizona" above a cartoon cowboyRelaxing with friends at Crystal Lake sounds great until you remember the camp's employee retention rate is literally zero. Somehow the brochure never mentions the large gentleman with strong opinions about premarital activities. Inspired by Friday the 13th. The Details: Distressed white text reading "Relax With Friends" arcs across the top of a circular design featuring a light blue woodcut style lake scene with radiating sun rays, waves, and a