Death Before Decaf Ceramic Mug 15 oz the boobs are real the smile is fake knowing your wardrobe is serving

knowing your wardrobe is serving style and sarcasm

Because you deserve a tee as bold as your coffee order and as real as your group texts—effortless

Casual everyday outfits and weekend wear

and letting the world know you’re not here for unsolicited advice

We’ve all spent a little too much energy pretending to be polite

Death Before Decaf Ceramic Mug 15 oz the boobs are real the smile is fake knowing your wardrobe is servingSome principles are worth dying for. Caffeine is one of them. Death Before Decaf: the oath, the lifestyle, the mug. This death before decaf mug declares the allegiance in bold print. Full strength or nothing, no exceptions, no substitutions, no mercy. Who this is for: The purist who considers decaf a personal insult The gift for the friend with strong coffee opinions, loudly held Anyone needing a death before decaf mug worn like a badge The loyalist.