Beach Better Have My Money - Unisex Tank Top carson city with weathered white sans-serif text

with weathered white sans-serif text reading "SWIM TEAM" below

Perimeter text in blocky red sans-serif reads "2801 Wagon Wheel Rd

Grandma will figure it out by the second margarita

and the steady thunder of pins

but the distressed vintage font apparently makes it official

Beach Better Have My Money - Unisex Tank Top carson city with weathered white sans-serif textMetal detecting on a beach is just shaking down the ocean for pocket change with forty pounds of equipment and zero dignity. The sand owes this man a living, and he brought a receipt. The Details: Distressed white script text reads "Beach" above bold weathered white block letters reading "BETTER HAVE MY MONEY." A white silhouette of a person hunched over a metal detector stands beside a palm tree on a small sand mound, with three seagulls in flight